Sunday, January 9, 2011

FACEBOOK WILL END ON MARCH 15th!

FACEBOOK WILL END ON MARCH 15th!

PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.

“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.

“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”

However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.
“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”

Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.

But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.

“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”

The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.

8 comments:

  1. salam,

    bagus jgk... fesbuk ni menyusahkan idupku... huhu

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  2. Hehee ...Pertama sekali nak cakap
    Ser0n0k pun ada Tak Ser0n0k pun ada
    Sbb kan FB neyh lah jumpa balik kawan2 yg dah terlampau lama ^_^

    Bila nak tutup tuh ^_^ Setuju dalam diam jee lah.. Dah President Mark kata nak off kan ^_^

    Waiting je laa ^_^ .. Apa kata Mark neyh jual jee bisnes dia pada Pakar IT yg nak kan?? Every m0nth kutip ahh duit ah l0ng dr mereka hehehe =P

    Sian Mark !!! Baru dia tau dia dah buat ramai 0rg gembira,sedey,marah,maju dlm bisnes,berd0sa etc lah hikhikhik =P

    ^_^ Applicati0n FB adalah yg terbaik sekali sbb dia b0ley BL)CK ORG !!!! ^_^ Walaupun kita add dia ^_^ Web yg lain b0ley ker?? B0ley k0t tapi tak survey lagi

    tQ!!! Ibu Wafiq ...best inf0 entry eva ^_^

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  3. little diary....haha..gitu pulak ye..:-)

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  4. miss meen...FB mmg ada kebaikan n keburukan..kita sendiri berhak memilih nak yang baik ke yg buruk..

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  5. Arissa ..yaya rasa tu propaganda si Mark tu je..ala dia tau ramai yg guna FB..income dia pun banyak ..tak kan nak stop gitu je..sure dia nak tengok org merayu ngn dia..hihi..pastu dia start buat FB berbayar...hihi...

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